Literary criticism is an extremely important aspect of the writing process. Literary criticism is a technique used during the revision process which allows us to take the ideas we have written, and build on them to make them stronger and more powerful. Although it can be called literary criticism, I prefer to call it literary suggestion. I feel like this is a better way to put it due to the fact that quite often when someone hears the word "criticism", they automatically thing negatively. Literary criticism though, is not something that is negative. The greatest writers have used this technique to perfect the works of art they have produced.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Literary Criticism
Literary criticism is an extremely important aspect of the writing process. Literary criticism is a technique used during the revision process which allows us to take the ideas we have written, and build on them to make them stronger and more powerful. Although it can be called literary criticism, I prefer to call it literary suggestion. I feel like this is a better way to put it due to the fact that quite often when someone hears the word "criticism", they automatically thing negatively. Literary criticism though, is not something that is negative. The greatest writers have used this technique to perfect the works of art they have produced.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
New Journalism
So often when we read the newspaper our eyes begin to get real heavy and we get closer and closer to a state of sleep. When a journalist puts all talent aside and squeeze as many facts into one little article as he or she can there is nothing to prevent this. Yet, there is a form of journalism which this same writer could have used that would have kept their reader on the edge of their subway seat while providing them with all the facts they need. What form of journalism is this you ask?Thursday, September 24, 2009
Huxley Footnote
In class we read an excerpt of Huxley's Doors To Perception. The theme we discussed in class was the need for everyone to occasionally have a chemical vacation. To experience a chemical vacation Huxley ingested mescalin mixed with water. This gave him a high in which he would experience abnormal thoughts and feeling. I feel though, that through use of a drug to experience a chemical vacation, you will not receive the full experience. Natural ways should be found to put your body on a chemical vacation. Events and activities that take your mind off events happening around you will definitely produce the chemical vacation experience that taking a drug like mescalin does, minus the need for a drug. For example, if a person sits down and listens to music and looses touch with reality for a bit, they have accomplished the same thing that Huxley was doing. Thursday, September 17, 2009
Abstract on Snapple Lemon Citrus

Snapple Lemon Ice Tea allows for the ability to jump higher. A recent study conducted, showed that Snapple Citrus, a special chemical found only in lemons produced by Snapple, allowed for eighteen subjects to jump higher than others recorded. Sixty subjects were originally involved in the experiment. Twenty were assigned to drink Snapple Lemon Ice Tea twice a day for a year. Another group was required to drink Arizona Lemon Ice Tea twice a day for a year. The final twenty were assigned to drink water twice a day.
Two test jumps and one final recorded jump were given to all test subjects before the start of the experiment. Every group was then tested at the end of each month to see if there was any change in height able to be jumped. At the conclusion on the second month, two members of the Snapple Lemon Ice Tea group fell and broke a leg walking into the testing center. Both were unable to complete the experiment. After the fifth month, three members of the Arizona test group developed a rare condition called lemoncotosis. This condition was caused by the ersatz lemon juice used in Arizona Lemon Ice Tea to give it its flavor. For their health, all three members were taken out of the experiment. The final group, who was assigned to drink water, had three members admit to drinking Snapple Lemon Ice Tea instead of water as instructed to do. These three members were also taken out of the experiment to assure that all results were as accurate as possible.
At the end of the twelfth month fourteen out of the eighteen remaining members of the Snapple Lemon Ice Tea group had an increase of at least eight inches in jump height. The Arizona Lemon Ice Tea group had an overall decrease in height able to be jumped. Only seven members had an improvement of eight or more inches in jumping ability. The water group had three members jump eight or more inches higher than there original height.
It is clear that consumption of Snapple Citrus allows for the ability to jump higher over an extended period of time.